So pumped when I first heard Erin Andrews was going to be on Dancing With The Stars. (Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch the show, I just watch the YouTube recaps after.) Something about Erin Andrews really does it for me. She is always dressed so conservatively (peeping-tom incident aside, but that’s a whole story in itself) on ESPN, I just want to see her out of her element you know…like a really hot teacher or professor, or something like that. That, and she is absolutely smoking hot. That too…

She is famous for “Felicity.” Imagine Norm MacDonald said it and you’ll find this as funny as I do in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VgNPdudsSo&feature=related

After that, the Bruins showed some signs of life, by playing hard and winning in regulation at home (a rarity this season) against the Rangers. This is the same Rangers team that has been nipping at the Bruins’ heels for the number 8 spot.

With this victory, they have distanced themselves from the Rangers, but another unlikely foe has quickly filled the void left behind by the Rangers. This foe is the Atlanta Thrashers, without their offensive mastermind Ilia Kovulchuck (traded to NJ).

Ironically, the Bruins take on the Thrashers tonight, in Atlanta. With the Thrashers trailing by a single point in the standings, one would normally rather have a game of such importance be at home, but the Bruins’ record this year almost makes me rather they play all their games away from the Garden.

A win tonight will not only give the Bruin’s some breathing room (although not much), but it will also pull them within striking distance of the 5th, 6th, or 7th seed in the east. If they’re going to turn it on this season, now is the time.

Standings as it is now:

• 5th Ottowa – 81 points
• 6th Philly – 79 points
• 7th Montreal – 79 points
• 8th Boston – 76 points
• 9th Atlanta – 75 points
• 10th NY – 71 points

So, apparently “Jesse James” cheated on his wife, Sandra Bullock with this thing? Come on man, I’m no big Sandra Bullock fan or anything, in fact I find her kind of annoying, but that’s beside the point, because Sandra Bullock is pretty, and this racist pig* looks like The Waterboy’s girlfriend decided to go “Suicide Girl.”

(*According to TMZ, In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.” Well isn’t that nice…)

Anyway, Jesse James fails. What is he even famous for anyway? He makes awesome motorcycles, I get it. But do people really watch that? Like, you want to watch dudes make motorcycles? Or is it more than that? Wait, wait…I don’t care…

Was anyone else scarred for life by his TV show Rescue 911?  Because of that show, I was terrified that at any moment I could be burnt by a vat of frying-oil, or mauled by the neighbors dog.  Screw you Shatner for instilling fear into the hearts of Americans.

On a serious note, is there anyone in the mainstream that knows their role better than Shatner?  He was at one time a well respected actor but since then, he has completely accepted his role as an obscure reference and over the top personality.  You could potentially be William Shatner for Halloween just be speaking with his cadence the entire night and making a few Priceline references.