So, apparently “Jesse James” cheated on his wife, Sandra Bullock with this thing? Come on man, I’m no big Sandra Bullock fan or anything, in fact I find her kind of annoying, but that’s beside the point, because Sandra Bullock is pretty, and this racist pig* looks like The Waterboy’s girlfriend decided to go “Suicide Girl.”
(*According to TMZ, In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.” Well isn’t that nice…)
Anyway, Jesse James fails. What is he even famous for anyway? He makes awesome motorcycles, I get it. But do people really watch that? Like, you want to watch dudes make motorcycles? Or is it more than that? Wait, wait…I don’t care…
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Bitch is terrifying.